The message below this one was the last thing left by Some Random Guy before this site went down permanently many years ago. This is an archive I've created, to be as complete as possible, to help preserve the memory of this very hilarious website that had a profound effect on my own sense of humor. My own Pokémon After Dark site was directly inspired by this, which itself spawned Pointless Online Comic.

I want to emphasize that the contents of this website were created by Some Random Guy and not me. The archives themselves are not complete, though I was as thorough as I could be. Many of the images are broken, as well as a few links, but most of the content is still there.

Some Random Guy, if you happen upon this archive of your creation in your wanderings on the Internet, and disapprove, by all means contact me and I'll happily remove it at your request. If anyone has any of the HTML files or images missing from this archive, contact me so I can add them, to ensure a more complete archive of the site.

Go now, and ejoy the fruits of Some Random Guy's almost forgotten labors.

Winner of Sexiest Entry in Some Random Guy's Erotic Pokémon Fanfic Contest,
Shawn Huckabay

Q: How soon is soon?
A: It will very likely be be in the next few weeks, but I've recently found out that due to circumstances entirely outside my control, I may be without computer or internet for a while in the near future.  If I don't get what I have planned done before then, this site's revival will be delayed.  I only found out about this after I had already announced I was reviving the site, so don't blame me.

Q: Are you going to update your old features like DBZ Rewrite?
A: Originally, I was planning on doing at least one more episode of DBZ Rewrite, but there has been a change of plans.  Basically, some kid was crazy enough to offer to pay me to write a new episode.  Unsurprisingly, he flaked, so it doesn't look like I'll be updating it after all.  I said when I closed the site that it was time for me to move on.  That means that I'm no longer interested in writing about cartoons and Nintendo like I used to.  I've changed a bit as a person since 2 years ago when I wrote the first episode of DBZ Rewrite and started this site.  I do, however, feel the urge to write something funny again.  I'll be writing entirely new stuff which has nothing to do with those subjects, but which will still hopefully be funny.  So, no, DBZ Rewrite will not be updated, nor will the FF3 walkthrough or any of that shit.  Unless someone else wants to pay me.

Q: So what are you going to write?
A: Mostly, I'm interested in writing more "professional" comedy short stories which aren't about anime, video games, or any other peoples' work.

Q: But DBZ Rewrite/FF3 Walkthrough/Erotic Pokemon Fan Fiction was hilariously funny and it was the only reason I read your site!  If you're not going to do that stuff anymore, I don't want to read your site!
A:  Then don't.

Q: How often are you going to update your site?
A: Updates will probably be larger and have more work put into them than they used to, but will also be less frequent.  Don't expect them more often than monthly.  But at least they won't be as shoddily written when you do get them.  Also, if I don't feel like writing for a while, I'll just stop.  One of the main reasons I closed this site in the first place is that I felt pressured to update all the time even when I didn't feel like it.  I'm not going to let that happen again.  So, updates will happen whenever they happen.  You're not paying a penny for this site, and I am, so don't complain.